Sometimes when we touch

AoU · July 29, 2011, 11:38:17 AM

the honesty's too much...

Pippin · July 29, 2011, 11:40:16 AM

your a goat. end of topic.

AoU · July 29, 2011, 11:41:52 AM

GOATS HAVE FEELINGS TOO...
When I am hungry does my stomach not make horrible, weird noises?
When I bite you do you not bleed?
When I speak do I not maaaaaaa?

Pippin · July 29, 2011, 11:45:20 AM

i will slaughter you or abuse your milk supply.

AoU · July 29, 2011, 11:46:21 AM

But I'm a male goat, and I'm slaughterproof.

Pippin · July 29, 2011, 11:50:07 AM

then i'll chop your ballista and lance off then.

AoU · July 29, 2011, 11:51:24 AM

I'm afraid that I don't have any siege equipment or poorly spelled pharmaceuticals.

Pippin · July 29, 2011, 11:51:58 AM

ah darnit and i just ran out !

AoU · July 29, 2011, 03:05:05 PM

WATCH AS I GORE YOU WITH MY HORNS

Pippin · July 29, 2011, 03:19:45 PM

I WOULDNT BE WATCHING I'D BE EXPERIENCING THE FEELING OF SHEAR PLEASURE

AoU · July 29, 2011, 03:39:03 PM

I will put toothpicks in your eyelids to hold them open so you MUST watch.

Pippin · July 29, 2011, 03:47:46 PM

no need i'd just shot you in the mouth with a rifle