Should I Join the Poultry Club

[Neobaron]

The geology club goes outside too much and the honors system is full of every flavor of "that weird kid" and they make me uncomfortable and only moderately self-aware.

[Shadow]

wat

[Neobaron]

i wasnt going to do extracurricular activities but i passsed a board today advertising the "women in agriculture" club and "the poultry club: no poultry experience required" so it piqued my interest.

what does a poultry club do?
do they hang out with and maintain chickens and turkeys?
do they go on poultry-themed field trips?
what constitutes "poultry experience"?

what is the poultry club?

[Gen. Volkov]

That is weird. Your school is weird Neo. I'm curious now though. You should find out more about the poultry club and report back.

[Neobaron]

i have 3 more classes in the ag-sci building this week so ill check it out tomorrow

[windhound]

Hey, could be a great place to pick up chicks
But then you gotta build a coop..

Google "The Chicken Chick"

[Neobaron]

i knew about horse girls but now theres chicken chicks.

are they as crazy as horse girls?

[windhound]

Not quite, imo

Still, if they're passionate enough about poultry to be a part of a club..

[Juska]

My sister is a veterinary assistant at a duck farm, please stop being offensive.

[The Lady Shael]

Neo, that's why they have these clubs in the first place. You might be missing out on your greatest life's passion.

[windhound]

...offensive Juska? 

My family has chickens...


Also, Neo, the Yes's hold 5:3.  You have your answer!

[Neobaron]

Ok. I'll gather more information tomorrow and report back with what I find out.

Stay tuned for all the details about the Poultry Club.

[Firetooth]

We have chickens too!

I hate them; the cockerel always goes straight for me. Keep well away, imo.

[windhound]

Family has a turkey, got him from someone who didn't have enough room for him; he was feather plucking out of boredom / stress / whatever. 
Well he's all better now and mean as can be.  Can't go in the chicken yard without a rake to keep him off you, but he's big and slow enough you can avoid him. 

He does, however, apparently provide enough deterrent we haven't had any fox problems since. 

[Kilkenne]

this has piqued my interest & simultaneously told me which school you're going to (I didn't have to google poultry clubs I just know which college in our state is most likely to have a poultry club)