Wot if...

[Camaclue]

... you woke up as your avatar?

[Krowdon]

Oh my god. That'd be a nightmare. I love the outfit, but I don't want the job.

[Ungatt Trunn II]

I'd be the Commander of the United Spa Federation. In real life, I'm not sure how well that character would fair. They'd probably just try to take over the world like usual.

[Typhon]

I would eat a mouse

[Camaclue]

I suppose that I would be burning down cities or something

[Krowdon]

I would eat a mouse

What about a small bird?

[Pippin]

id be livin tha dreaaam

[stormsight]

i would be caine from chronicles of amber that would be super legit
:D:D:D:D:D

[Krowdon]

I might need a new icon.

[Wordsarecool]

I'd be a stoat... with a sword.. and the rebel battle flag...

Cool..
I think I'd like that. My life would be so much more interesting, that's for sure.

[Krowdon]

Mine would too. I would hunt down people who are late on their payments and take back their organs.

I would probably not be able to do that. :( unless I physically became the character in which case I have a lot of problems I need to work out mostly about my obsession with my dead wife.

[Typhon]

I would eat a mouse

What about a small bird?

perhaps later but for now I'm craving rodent.

[stormsight]

i would be a jackass who likes ships and has a bunch of jackass brothers who all want to kill me
and then i would ruin everyones lives bc (spoilers)

[Pippin]

ID BE AL CAPONE ALLLLLLLLL CAAAAAPPONEEEEEEEEEEEEE GUYS CAMMM ONNNNNNN

[Durza]

I would be doing what i am taking a break from, studying