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[Gen. Volkov]

 *Blink* Scary. My grandma was sweet and nice, and cooked good. But then she was Polish.

[Juby (Tercios)]

 my gamala was like 90 some when she passed away, she was sooooo old fashioned, whenever we were there we ate traditional yugoslavian food, which is *uggghhhh* Beans upon beans upon beans *shudders*, but she was nice too, cept to "dirty blasphemers".  And I find it odd how the worth of life is based on similarity to us, it's making a generalization that consciousness is only capable for animals and that if you can't relate, it must be less valuable.  Considering their is a huge universe out there, it's surprising to think we have successfully defined all life into simple castes.

[Gen. Volkov]

 Oh yes... I agree.. but then that part of human nature, organizing stuff, placing relative worths. I really don't see how eating a plant is different than eating an animal. In both cases you are eating something that was once living and that had to be killed so you could eat it. And of course humans should eat meat, nothing wrong with it, you don't see vegi's going nuts when a lion eats a gazelle.. why should it be different for humans? We are omnivores after all.. and the big brains that allowed us to do what we have done, came from eating meat...

[windhound]

 ..windy == him..  methinks I saw Volkov call me a she..  bleah..

anyways, from an animal vs. animal standpoint there is truely nothin wrong with people eating meat, and I dont really mind it when some of my friends eat it while I'm eating, it's just somtimes at the state fair and such when you see people walking around gnawing on chicken(etc.) legs, then trowing the well-chewed-on bone into the street for me to step on..  that's just gross..  drifted..

I know several people who could never kill their own meat, but if it's prepared then fine..  I also know of somone who has misc deer parts hanging from her ceiling during hunting season..  
many differnt attitudes 'bout this, none more right than the other..  more personal preference..  yeppers..

oh, and my grandmum was a nice old lady, passed on when she was 70ish..  I've heard that some older people of certain religions can be rather..  um..  hardheaded..  and very demanding..  hehe..

[IFman]

 should we get back on topic?
peace, how do you know my phone number, I don't even know it!
what should we do with the aliens who don't want to go to canada?

[windhound]

 Back on topic?  we were on topic!  discussing somone's list..  

and people need to let the US keep our aliens!  we caught them, if they were clumsy enough to be captured then they deserve no mercy  ;)  

[Juby (Tercios)]

should we get back on topic?
peace, how do you know my phone number, I don't even know it!
what should we do with the aliens who don't want to go to canada?

What alien would not want to go to Canada, The UN rated are Cultural Integration setup second to none (meaning Canada has the fastest period in which and immigrant considers him/herself Canadian in without being forced to give up many important cultural values).  Any reasonable alien would WANT to come to Canada.

[IFman]

 by earth standards they would, but they aren't from earth

[Juby (Tercios)]

 pfft, the only thing that would not apply to aliens as much as people is climate, besides that, we're solid.

[Stoat-tamer]

 1)finesh homeswork
2)spam
4)lern too cont
11)lern too spel
6)find the diffinition of spam

[~>John<~]

 1. Stop Communism every where in the world
2. Stop Socialism every where in the world
3 Democracies for Every one
4. Invade Canada. [http://www.invadecanada.us/]
5. Establish State of Canada. Use Canadi as a prison camp, kind of like Siberia was.
6. Never vote liberal
7. Be without mortal sin
8. Get married Have kids
9. Nuke the Moon and get mad at france [Check the links] [http://thoseshirts.com/imaofr.html]http://www.imao.us/docs/NukeTheMoon.htm

10. Get  the teenagers who are drooling over someone with Hepatitis C to stop.

[Not in that order]












Frank Solutions for Terrorism
It's easy to point out the problems of terrorism, but it's harder to offer real solutions. But I, Frank J., being so smart and not particularly engaged by the Sunday T.V. lineup, have decided to finally solve terrorism once and for all. With these innovative ideas, we can live in a terrorist free world and eat our Chunky Monkey ice cream in peace.

* The Easy One: Kill them. Dead terrorists don't commit terror... at least not in this world. Maybe they sometime sneak out of ... and plant bombs in Heaven; I don't know, and frankly that's not my problem. I just hope they have a good angel of Heavenland Security.

* Education: If terrorists are educated that the West is neato keen, they won't want to kill us. How to get them to listen, you ask?

Shut up! No talking during my posts!

Anyway, people always listen if you point a gun at them. So educate evil terroristy people at gunpoint. You can use the laser sight of the gun as a laser pointer. Just don't wave your gun around too much, because it's distracting.

Some terrorists, such as the leaders, may be too educated. Force-feed them paint chips.

* Do the Reading: Apparently many terrorists are Islamic, and they support their killing with passages in the Koran. Anyone check that out and see what that says? Might be useful.

* Vigilantism: There are terrorists hiding in America, so let's encourage Americans to find them. All Americans should be empowered to beat up whoever seems terroristy to them. This may lead to some unjust beatings, but, as long as it's not me, I don't care.

* Biased Media: One of the reasons so many people hate America and Jews in the Middle East is because the evil dictators rule the media. We can secretly take over the media and tell them that America is rich and powerful because it's just so much better than their country and that Jews are great people whom they should hug.

Problem is, we need the leaders to think their evil media is still being broadcast. That way, they'll be all surprised when their people lynch them. And then, we should get pictures of them being surprised because people looking surprised is funny.

* Good 'Ole Blasphemy: What's happens in that Mecca place? They won't let in non-Muslims, so I don't know. There's this covered thing at the center which they say is some structure, but I suspect it to be concealing nuclear weapons. We need to invade Mecca and check it out.

Some may say this will anger more Muslims against us, but hey, women driving angers Muslims in Saudi Arabia. If we're going to anger them anyway, we might as well go the full monty.

* The Big Man: Many terrorists say they take orders from this one called "Allah". We need to hunt him down and stop him, thus taking out who gives the Islamic extremist terrorist their marching orders and leaving them extremely disorganized. Some say Allah's location is in Paradise surrounded by dark-eyed virgins, while others place him somewhere in the mountains that border Pakistan.

* Bomb France: Let's show we are so resolved against terrorism that we will not only treat those who comfort terrorists like terrorists themselves, but will also treat those who appease terrorists like terrorists themselves. Plus, I don't like France. Also, terrorist say they want to attack France over the headscarf ban, so maybe we'll steal their thunder, and then they'll just mope. It's easy to take out mopers.

[Peace Alliance]

 It doesn't matter how i know your phone number, nor how i know the password to your head. what matters is those aliens are being senselessly tortured! SAVE THE ALIENS!

[Darth Sidious]

1. Stop Communism every where in the world
2. Stop Socialism every where in the world
3 Democracies for Every one
4. Invade Canada. [http://www.invadecanada.us/]
5. Establish State of Canada. Use Canadi as a prison camp, kind of like Siberia was.
6. Never vote liberal
7. Be without mortal sin
8. Get married Have kids
9. Nuke the Moon and get mad at france [Check the links] [http://thoseshirts.com/imaofr.html]http://www.imao.us/docs/NukeTheMoon.htm

10. Get  the teenagers who are drooling over someone with Hepatitis C to stop.

Responses: (I know, I shouldn't do this... but... :P)

1. Disagreed. But I don't know if another communism debate is worth it...

2. The opposite of Socialism is Fascism...

3. Agreed, although forced democracy is no democracy.

4. Whoa! Zed! Zed! Zed! LE CASTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5. Yuk. I really would not want to be part of America, sorry. I'll make the island leave North America! Hah! Take that!

6. Heh, for me it would be the exact opposite. For me, never vote authoritarian.

7. Admirable. I hope you can do that.

8. Also admirable.

9. Er.... I like France and French People! The language is much nicer too. *wishes his French didn't suck*

10. Erm... Don't get it....


Oh yes, SAVE THE ALIENS! COME TO CANADA! WE'LL SAVE YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And, hah, the password to my head has encryption more powerful than 3DES. TAKE THAT!

[IFman]

 *wishes that he could go to canada*

[Ashyra Nightwing]

 *wishes she could go to somewhere else in the world (preferably in a zeppelin)*