Short jokes

[Ashyra Nightwing]

A man is trapped in a room that was built around him, there are no windows or doors. the only things in the room are a table and a mirror. How does he get out?


This works a lot better if it's spoken but:
1. He bangs his head on the table until it's sore
2. He uses the saw to cut the table in half
3. He puts the two halves back together to make a whole
4. He climbs through the hole and escapes


















the man looks into the mirror, he sees what he saw. He takes the saw and cuts the table in half, two halves make a whole, he escapes through the hole.

[Ashyra Nightwing]

never mind, i didn't notice that the solution was at the end of the post ughhhhh

[Rakefur]

...lots of stuff...

These are not jokes.

Shhh.  ???

[Krowdon]

I agree with Holby. Post Jokes.

[Dark Claws]

A pumpkin walked into a bar. There is no punchline because, why are you just staring blankly at your computer screen where scary things like pumpkins walking into bars are happening?

[Captain Mortspear]

Very well Krowdon... you want jokes? Here's a Redwall one.
How many vermin does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


Technically two, but they both can't fit in a lightbulb.     

[Krowdon]

But they dont have lightbulbs in Redwall.

[Camaclue]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Krowdon]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Camaclue]

victory dance for amazing roast

[Krowdon]

It wasnt the best. But I has swag I guess. B)

[Camaclue]

you have so much swagger, it's class
(class>swag btwfyi because of the overuse of swag)

[Krowdon]

Yay!

I'd rather have class than swag anyway.

[Camaclue]

+5 class to Krowdon
Krowdon has now 7 class
get 10 class to level up to Classy Poster

[Captain Mortspear]

Okay then, you tell one.